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.In the morning waking up to terrible sunlight .

[ All diffuse like skin abuse ]

Name:
Lady Cyon
Birthdate:
1988
B R E A K F A S T


The elusive wofl is a 26 year old female hailing from the bitter cold woods of Maine. The years of exposure have addled her brains. As a result, she is a dorf who flocks all her posts. You must seek her out if you’d like to discover more about her. [If you do not comment to be added, I will not add you back.]

My name is Wofl and I am a fox. No really. So I'm a little weird. I like animals more than I like people. I have a strange and obsessive love for classic rock, traveling, bad movies, breakfast foods, oxford commas, animals, and cadbury creme eggs. My ears are gauged [5/8]. My lip is pierced [Vertical Labret]. I want more tattoos than I can afford. Somewhere back in high school, something went wrong and I turned into a fangirl.

Right now, I'm living in northern/central Maine. I have NO MORE ROOMATES. I'm attending Husson university in pursuit of an ever elusive Biology degree. I work in a grooming salon, washing dirty dogs and educating the masses. I'm single and that seems a permanent fixture in my life. I'm childfree and I plan to stay that way. I like to paint and sing and dance and crawl through the woods for hours on end with nothing but a dog and a camera. I cheer for the Red Sox. I have 3 guinea pigs, but if I had my way, I'd have a herd of them. I also share my space with a rescued corn snake, Tesla. My boxer, Rorschach, is my best friend ever.

I have a memory like a sieve and I frequently find the thing I've been looking for was in my hand the whole time. When I grow up, I want to be a zoologist/writer.

In real life, I'm shy and awkward and spazzy. I'm NO LONGER terrified of phones...but balloons are still horror. Beware my teeth.

There used to be some testimonials here, but I decided that my awesomeness speaks for itself. That is all.


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